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Festive Update
And on the Sixteenth Day, The Four Little Seymours did decree that there would be a Christmas Tree in The Shed after all. So now, after a visit to The Jumble Sale, we now not only have bloody fake festive Read more
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Not Losing My Sh1T. I repeat, NOT.
Oh, Funny Little Bungalow! How I miss you. So near, yet so far! So grand, yet so bloody awful. I am trying very hard not to wish this time away. There are numerous moments when I look at the Four Read more
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The Queen and I
The secret of The Queen’s rude health and happy life is, as declared by Boy Seymour at 8.15 this morning, excellent health care. Marvellous. That is marvellous. I am a big fan of The Queen, and very happy for her. Read more
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Progress!!!!!!
Please excuse my recent silence – I am very busy at the moment trying hard to carve an imaginary career out of thin air, whilst attempting to figure out a way to support this whim financially. I fear I will Read more
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Half Term
Despite the fact that I have now been alive for more than forty years, it still took me until half past nine this morning before it dawned on me that the reason I didn’t find today’s alarm call too heinously Read more
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Fending Off Impending Doom
Normally, I like a dark sky. There’s something very exciting about an eerie light behind the clouds, and the promise of lots of lovely rain. But I have to say that yellow skies make me feel a bit sick. And Read more
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Timescales and Tree Climbing
When will you be finished? How long will you have to live in The Shed? Surely you’ll be in by Christmas? What is your timescale…? These are the queries of the moment. The million dollar ponderings. The enquiries to top Read more
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Extra-Curricular Complications
Last Friday, The Council Man returned. He had with him a copy of the plans of our build, and when he arrived, he spent about ten minutes looking from them to the new roof structure, with an ever more confused Read more
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Last Week’s Antics 1
Oh my goodness me. I apologise in advance but this is likely to be something of a garbled diatribe – a tsunami of an update after too long without one, proving, essentially, that I am writing this blog as personal Read more
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More Annihilation, But Hopefully Not Of The Nuclear Kind
The Funny Little Bungalow has decided to get ahead of the impending nuclear war, and has turned into a wreck overnight. The state it is currently in supersedes all the other demolition, and takes the poor building to a whole Read more