The secret of The Queen’s rude health and happy life is, as declared by Boy Seymour at 8.15 this morning, excellent health care. Marvellous. That is marvellous. I am a big fan of The Queen, and very happy for her. Read more
Please excuse my recent silence – I am very busy at the moment trying hard to carve an imaginary career out of thin air, whilst attempting to figure out a way to support this whim financially. I fear I will Read more
Despite the fact that I have now been alive for more than forty years, it still took me until half past nine this morning before it dawned on me that the reason I didn’t find today’s alarm call too heinously Read more
Normally, I like a dark sky. There’s something very exciting about an eerie light behind the clouds, and the promise of lots of lovely rain. But I have to say that yellow skies make me feel a bit sick. And Read more
When will you be finished? How long will you have to live in The Shed? Surely you’ll be in by Christmas? What is your timescale…? These are the queries of the moment. The million dollar ponderings. The enquiries to top Read more
Last Friday, The Council Man returned. He had with him a copy of the plans of our build, and when he arrived, he spent about ten minutes looking from them to the new roof structure, with an ever more confused Read more
Oh my goodness me. I apologise in advance but this is likely to be something of a garbled diatribe – a tsunami of an update after too long without one, proving, essentially, that I am writing this blog as personal Read more
The Funny Little Bungalow has decided to get ahead of the impending nuclear war, and has turned into a wreck overnight. The state it is currently in supersedes all the other demolition, and takes the poor building to a whole Read more
Oh my goodness! It’s my blogversary! It has been approximately one whole year since I unleashed these updates on the world. Well – that is not entirely true. I actually started the blog a year previously, but, owing to me Read more
Uniform! Oh, how I love a uniform! Uni. Form. UNIFORM. The clue is in the name. It seems that there are newsworthy incidents happening all over the country regarding this most sensitive of subjects, and parents are receiving reprimanding phone Read more