I’m very sad. Mini Seymour has just wriggled and gurned her way through her last nativity show. She may be my smallest Seymour, but she’s getting big now. The Nativity Extravaganza this year was very current. There were hashtags and Read more
Dearest Ali and Nicky, Your calendars are already on their way. Love you. If anyone else would like one, please click the link below; http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/192750765874 Your calendar will be entitled “Especially for Friends of The Four Little Seymours”. (Just message Read more
Something weird has happened. I appear to have created some actual “Four Little Seymours” merchandise. It was accidental, and happened when I stumbled across a calendar deal online. “Ooooh,” thought I. “I wonder if I can whip up a calendar Read more
Little Seymour Number One is confused. It’s not the Year Ten Maths and its quadratic equations that are doing it. Nor the Chemistry homework she was recently set. On this occasion, it is something far less obvious and it has Read more
I had a delivery yesterday. A man rang me to say that he was at the Ostentatious Gates. He had a something for us. High Definition, he said. Brighton Road. You what? said I. I have a delivery for High Read more
No. Not on The Tiles. I never go out. Well, rarely. Boo hoo. This post is on actual tiles. Yesterday, Big Seymour telephoned me during the day. This always makes me nervous. Will he want me to “pop” to Screwfix? Read more
FFS. My last post proved controversial. I was accused of ingratitude, and the wanton bandying of the DIYSOS principles. I would like to set the record straight. I consider myself lucky. I have four delightful little buggers who I would Read more
Well that’s it. Bloody typical. I am not impressed. In fact, dare I say it, I am extremely angry. Not only are The Four Little Seymours constantly getting at each other to the point of ridiculum, arguing over the sodding Read more
After the excitement of THE STAINED GLASS WINDOW, things have fallen a little bit flat here at The Funny Little Bungalow. Progress has been slow in comparison, not helped by the fact that Big Seymour has been off working elsewhere. Read more
Excitedly, I received the news that this weekend, we would be going to Howdens, and choosing a new kitchen! I decided to begin this little entry with a fronted adverbial. Mainly because I can, and also because I really need to Read more