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On Tiles.
No. Not on The Tiles. I never go out. Well, rarely. Boo hoo. This post is on actual tiles. Yesterday, Big Seymour telephoned me during the day. This always makes me nervous. Will he want me to “pop” to Screwfix? Read more
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#blessed
FFS. My last post proved controversial. I was accused of ingratitude, and the wanton bandying of the DIYSOS principles. I would like to set the record straight. I consider myself lucky. I have four delightful little buggers who I would Read more
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Major Disappointment Alert
Well that’s it. Bloody typical. I am not impressed. In fact, dare I say it, I am extremely angry. Not only are The Four Little Seymours constantly getting at each other to the point of ridiculum, arguing over the sodding Read more
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Toilet Trouble
After the excitement of THE STAINED GLASS WINDOW, things have fallen a little bit flat here at The Funny Little Bungalow. Progress has been slow in comparison, not helped by the fact that Big Seymour has been off working elsewhere. Read more
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Kitting out the Kitchen
Excitedly, I received the news that this weekend, we would be going to Howdens, and choosing a new kitchen! I decided to begin this little entry with a fronted adverbial. Mainly because I can, and also because I really need to Read more
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The Four Little Seymours'”First World Problems”
My children have gone feral. They’ve been living in the garden for so long that they have turned into wild animals. And Halloween hasn’t helped, either. As she descended the ladder this morning, Mini Seymour was grumpy. This in itself Read more
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The Fiery Beast Is Alive
I am twitching. I can’t help it. My synapses are all ablaze and I have that overwhelming feeling I get when I use my GHDs: did I leave them on? Shall I just check the plug is out one more Read more
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The Fiery Beast is about to go up in flames…
Apparently, tonight is the night that our new fireplace will be lit for the very first time. I am scared. The End. (Sorry Helen – more later!;-))
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Last Week’s Antics
OK. Here goes. Where are we? Oh yes. I shall tell you the story of the last week at The Funny Little Bungalow. I seem to remember posting something about Sputnik’s failed launch very late on a Saturday night. Well, Read more
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Half Term
Well, that was epic. We had fun, we worked hard, we got a cold and we spent a fortune. I am still not fully capable of processing all that has been achieved in the last week. The world is spinning. Read more